yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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