I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
