THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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