im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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