so that wasnt chicken after all
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.