problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.