you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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