Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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