Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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