Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
