Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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