is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She's the barista slut.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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