why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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