You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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