I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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