Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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