I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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