Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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