Non-Jews are for practice
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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