I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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