Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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