True but thats because hes a fetus.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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