This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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