so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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