In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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