aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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