The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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