ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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