O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
