He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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