is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Floor bacon is actually really good
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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