I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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