dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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