Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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