You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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