at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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