found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
