Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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