Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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