That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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