let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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