and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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