i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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