He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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