how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
