eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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