id be glad to
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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