what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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