never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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