So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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