You work out of a Hotel?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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