she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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