She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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