It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am available for nakedness
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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