batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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