i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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