Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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