It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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