Don't you send me to vm
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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