hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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